So, as I’ve mentioned before – work cut my hours. This has lead to a severe reduction in my income, and while my wife is awesome and has found a way to make it work, I’m not making enough money.

Couple that with some other financial trouble hitting at the exact same time, and well, you’ve got yourself a recipe for trouble.

Then yesterday I spent a chunk of the morning frantically looking for the dog, who decided to run away. Thankfully we eventually found him.

Then my car got stolen. Still don’t know where it is.

I let Brutus out this morning for an hour, and finally let him back in because he was standing at the door shivering. When he got inside, he rewarded my compassion by taking a huge shit in the middle of my floor.

And now I just tried to open my very last Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper, to sip and enjoy and calm my nerves? and the pop top breaks and it won’t open. Upon seeing this, I just started to laugh. I could not stop laughing, and I laughed for a good few minutes before I just got pissed, took a screwdriver, and jammed a hole in the top so I could pour it out in to a glass.

Just so I can prepare for it, is anyone else planning on shitting on my floor? If so, a heads up would be nice.

-J
Alright, I’m done and I feel a bit better.